For a more terse, less flowery character profile, come and read my Proust Questionnaire. To be perfectly honest, I have no idea why you’d want to waste your time reading about some mad hermit in the first place.

The Real Dude

“Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Mr. Lebowski”. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”
- Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski

The author of the this tights Blog is Kyle.

He authors it.

Kyle is writing this page right now, but has no idea whether to write in the first person or not.

About Kyle

Kyle is a 19 year old writer. He is the sole blogger of the UK Tights Blog, the soul updater on Facebook and the Seoul tweeter on Twitter.

He got Soul!

His hobbies include watching Gangster films, playing World of Warcraft (Hunter FTW!) and driving up ludicrously steep rock-faces in his Land Rover.

Yep, that's her!

He is a huge music fan and will often waste your valuable reading time by posting stuff about his love of 1970′s Blues Rock and the vaguely Folkish stylings of Beck. He’s also (in a very diverse manner) a Nu-Metal freak and a head-banger.

Things I Should Mention

I often get asked various questions, mainly because I write a tights Blog. People always want to know who’s behind the mask

I don't do the whole photo thing, and I don't own a V mask but its on my birthday list!

A lot of people ask me if I wear any of the stuff I review, for pleasure or out of dedication to this tights Blog. I don’t wear them. The furthest I go for my reviews is looking at the picture on the packet (because I’m lazy).

I write this Blog because I enjoy writing and I’m just so darn good at it!

I don’t mind personal enquiries, so if you have any other questions, use comments or contact forms. That’s what they’re there for!

Got Somethin’ To Say?

You can send me your comments and testimonials via the “Contact Kyle” form, or write your stuff in the comments.

I love to hear from my subscribers and all comments, questions and suggestions will be read and taken very seriously.

Thanks for reading!

Kyle

Please Note: The UK Tights Blog is an extension of Kyle’s vanity and unabashed Narcissism. Any opinions expressed within are likely just foppish musings by his great mind. All opinions presented here are that of Kyle and not of UK Tights.