Coloured Tights

Gosh, it’s nearly here! Better get cracking. Halloween is just round the corner, faithful readers. What are your going as this year. And don’t tell me you’re not going, that’ll just bum me out! Halloween is a time for all people to celebrate. What, exactly, I don’t know. But it’s still a fantastic chance to [...]

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It Was A Graveyard Smash!

by Kyle on October 10, 2011

I bet you were wondering where I was going with the last two post titles, weren’t you? Well, here we are. Halloween is exactly three weeks away. This might sound like enough time to get your outfit ready and then some, but if you’re planning on dressing your legs, you might find only a handful [...]

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He Did the Monster Mash!

by Kyle on October 6, 2011

  Karl would be very angry with me if he found out that I hadn’t mentioned these Halloween tights first. Karl is our agent for Pamela Mann. He’s the perfect agent for the kind of products that Pamela Mann releases. An eccentric, wild and energetic personality. He’s got no idea what tights actually are. He [...]

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He Did the Mash!

by Kyle on October 5, 2011

I doubt the sombrero and poncho will be making a return this year. If you don’t know what that means, take a look at this post, and start experiencing the magnificent tapestry that is the UK Tights Blog! Every Halloween, I dress as some weird character or an alternative persona. Last Halloween it was a Mexican Bandito. One of my favourite [...]

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Good lord, Tiffers! It seems we are now taking part in an involuntary Back to the Future marathon. We seem to have zipped from 70′s psychedelia to 80′s disco-chic. I feel like Marty McFly or something.     This is Streamers. It’s the brainchild of Tiffany Quinn’s fashion tights designers, and it’s following on from the [...]

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Excuse Me While I Kiss The Sky

by Kyle on September 28, 2011

Y’know, sometimes I sit in my office, reclining on the plush sofa Accounts was kind enough to budget for, looking up at my trophy shelf and I wonder if one day I’ll wake up and it’ll all have been a dream. And then I do. Ah, yes, I remember now. I don’t have a plush [...]

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More Winter blogness for you today! And yet another revival of a classic pattern. Well, I use classic very loosely. You may remember this particular arrangement and colour scheme from such embarrassing encounters as dinner with strange maybe-relatives, inebriated out-of-tune singing and standing on Tonka trucks in bare feet. Yes, it’s the classic Christmas sweater!     Now you might [...]

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‘ello ‘ello

by Kyle on September 21, 2011

Or’wight? Eah, stereotypical post coming your way, my son! Actually, I’ve always thought that people who wrote in phonetics in order to convey an accent were morons. That was a stylish rendition of a Londoner describing the post that’s about to be read, by you. And yes, Drama Dandies, that was a joke about breaking [...]

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This will depend very much upon where you live, but I think now is the time to start talking about Winter proof clothing. I mention this because of my frustration at Augustus, the company mascot. He stood in the open doorway of my house today, refusing to step into the rain, lest he smell even more [...]

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Why is it that all our new fashion tights must appear all at once?! Autumn/Winter has left us reeling from the sheer amount of fashion tights within our reach, and it’s my job to tell you about as many of them as I can. Well, I’ve already written on Trasparenze’s new range and the latest [...]

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